
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22

Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18

Ain’t that something. SCORE 26

Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13

This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33

Guess I’ll die SCORE 20

They really juiced up that description. SCORE 34

Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29

French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 39

People are losing it out there… SCORE 30

quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26

Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46

10/10 would pardon. SCORE 27

RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40

aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17

Protect the birbs. SCORE 29

OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25

My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33

I are helpful SCORE 26

Due to less pollution in lockdown, the Loch Ness monster comes up for some fresh air. Welcome back, Nessie. SCORE 35

When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28

This is a fun game. SCORE 26

Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32

This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23

Beware the sopa. SCORE 35

Do your part. SCORE 13

Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24

A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27

Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26

Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28

Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19

The dollars must flow. SCORE 24