You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Awkward SCORE 125
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 163
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
Worth a try. SCORE 122
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 102
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 140
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 154
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 117
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
