Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 14
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
Quarantine is going well in my neighborhood. SCORE 24
Marshal knows what’s up SCORE 33
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Personal space is goood. SCORE 32
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
Worked for me. SCORE 26
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
It’s a pandemic, pass it on. SCORE 26
Lawn mowing 2020 SCORE 28
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
You had one job, Beth… SCORE 14
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
Landlords these days… SCORE 10
This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 29
At least they apologized. SCORE 17
Life imitates art SCORE 30
cutest fhing SCORE 21
What perfect timing… SCORE 20
He broke his leg and doesn’t agree with the cast. SCORE 22
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
precious lil thing. SCORE 28
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 32
Pound cake survives Easter tornado SCORE 32
He will not be the only one. SCORE 19
Money well spent. SCORE 28
I felt this right away. SCORE 23
Clever girl… SCORE 28