place your bets SCORE 5
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
it’s a toupee SCORE 7
scooby can’t do SCORE 7
why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
just a touch SCORE 4
the wedding is off SCORE 23
he’s got good balance SCORE 10
fig newton shoes SCORE 15
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 23
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
there goes my week SCORE 22
nice cat SCORE 9
it’s data not data SCORE 19
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
raised on small bites SCORE 11
resistance is futile SCORE 7
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
spare cats SCORE 19
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
new perspective on life SCORE 14
they traded places SCORE 28
still gotta try though SCORE 14
more cheesecake SCORE 16
you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
failed eye test SCORE 34