Dealing with children… SCORE 30
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
2pactopus SCORE 113
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Fame Still Can’t Beat Brothers SCORE 39
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Mr. Mix… SCORE 1
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Accurate. SCORE 287
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
The evilest thing I can imagine… SCORE 13
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
short people SCORE 0
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The Twortle SCORE 142
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Now kiss… SCORE 115
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19
Same thing… SCORE 21
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20