Vampires can’t procreate. But we love to try. SCORE 160
Thanks Sandy. SCORE 157
Film pick-up line #14. SCORE 156
When you wish upon a star… SCORE 95
Whenever I move to a new apartment. SCORE 175
Accurate. SCORE 107
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 90
One day, son, this will all be yours… SCORE 106
Guys know how this feels… SCORE 125
Nice try, Sauron. SCORE 265
Whenever someone tells me I was in their dream… SCORE 175
Luke I am your father. SCORE 118
Childhood SCORE 5
Accept the compliment. SCORE 215
Hurricane Sandy Tall SHip SCORE 4
How to lose a snowmobile. SCORE 95
The Hobbits. SCORE 131
Choctone. SCORE 1
When your friend tells a joke while drinking soda. SCORE 142
don’t you ever forget about me SCORE -1
5 second rule. SCORE 66
Zombie break-up line #17. SCORE 80
Like a boss. SCORE 143
Its a Miracle! SCORE 9
Boom! SCORE 145
Never trust a kitty. SCORE 63
You don’t say! SCORE 10
Date? SCORE 232
font + moustache SCORE 78
Where popcorn comes from. SCORE 52
Tuesday winning. SCORE 384
Movember. Let it grow. SCORE 47
