no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24
elijah wood you look at that SCORE 13
“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 23
which one are you? SCORE 31
this what people mean when they tell me i’m foxy SCORE 30
aw, rats SCORE 22
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
a true classic SCORE -9
“basically since i was a baby” SCORE 18
i have important research to do SCORE 23
nerd moment SCORE 11
perfect suggestion, netflix SCORE 9
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 37
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
spicy water(TM) SCORE 15
the reader vs viewer wars continue SCORE 19
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
w-well…i-it’s not pink…it’s salmon ;) SCORE 31
this picture tells a story of intent so concisely SCORE 15
“trust me, nuwave country rap n roll is here to stay” SCORE 17
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
that lunch was the bomb! SCORE 25
honestly, a pretty good one SCORE 40
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
want my McNumber? SCORE 5
how about a short vacation to the fridge SCORE 19
good as new… SCORE 24
yeah you motherducker SCORE 31
