Always add an expiry date… noob. SCORE 50
Ashton Kutcher took a photo of a paparazzo sitting outside his 2 years old’s daycare. SCORE 53
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Movie Magic SCORE 26
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 55
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
This is the ice we needed this summer. SCORE 25
New Tesla Model? SCORE 33
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 31
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 50
Pre-med is nothing but games. SCORE 43
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
*OSHA has pressed F in chat* SCORE 37
Friends with hors. SCORE 46
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
It’s all good. SCORE 47
I would eat them. SCORE 39
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
WELL THEN SCORE 17
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Y’all make no sense these days. SCORE 73
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 46
You are in the wrong neighbourhood, Amorphophallus titanum… SCORE 31
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 44
