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This+textbook+uses+donuts+to+explain+social+media.
Cat+got+your+gloves%26%238230%3B%3F
Cat got your gloves…? SCORE 30
Tomatoes+are+demons%2C+demonstrably.
Tomatoes are demons, demonstrably. SCORE 16
Spacious+apartment+under+the+stairs%26%238230%3B
Spacious apartment under the stairs… SCORE 33
Big+Ooof.
Big Ooof. SCORE 21
Iowa+Runs+a+tight+ship
Iowa Runs a tight ship SCORE 24
Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
Keep+hustling+daily.
Keep hustling daily. SCORE 28
Five+stars%2C+brother.
Five stars, brother. SCORE 26
I+suppose+there+is+more+than+one+decent+professor.
I suppose there is more than one decent professor. SCORE 42
Toasters+whom+take+their+job+seriously.
Toasters whom take their job seriously. SCORE 29
A+well+lit+padded+room%2C+really.
A well lit padded room, really. SCORE 26
Japan+offers+a+spectrum+of+energy+drinks.
Japan offers a spectrum of energy drinks. SCORE 15
Thanks+Apple%2C+just+trying+to+have+a+convo+with+my+bff%26%238230%3B
Thanks Apple, just trying to have a convo with my bff… SCORE 20
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 33
The+bird+is+the+universe.
The bird is the universe. SCORE 27
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 28
We+must+unite+to+protec+the+doge.
We must unite to protec the doge. SCORE 32
The+HR+department+would+like+to+know+your+location%26%238230%3B
The HR department would like to know your location… SCORE 30
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
Finally+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+a+clean+house.
Finally I’ll have a clean house. SCORE 32
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 27
The+art+of+deception
The art of deception SCORE 22
They%26%238217%3Bre+on+to+me%26%238230%3B
They’re on to me… SCORE 21
Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 24
Waffles+are+forever.
Waffles are forever. SCORE 20
The+curse+of+the+job+interview%26%238230%3B
The curse of the job interview… SCORE 27
I+guess+this+is+fine.
I guess this is fine. SCORE 32
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
The+art+of+war.
The art of war. SCORE 20
Covfefe%2C+please.
Covfefe, please. SCORE 21
Fresh+bread+tendies+today%21
Fresh bread tendies today! SCORE 25
Robocat+would+like+a+word.
Robocat would like a word. SCORE 26
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Be+careful+who+you+call+ugly
Be careful who you call ugly SCORE 113
I+have+yet+to+see+a+Doomsday+Prepper+that+I+would+actually+trust+in+the+event+of+societal+collapse.
I have yet to see a Doomsday Prepper that I would actually trust in the event of societal collapse. SCORE 1
Lord+of+the+Potter
Lord of the Potter SCORE 8
I%26%238217%3Bm+done.
I’m done. SCORE 15
It+seems+like+this+conversation+could+have+possibly+happened
It seems like this conversation could have possibly happened SCORE 133
Solid+logic
Solid logic SCORE 164
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