Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
Heavenly cute! SCORE 78
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 67
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful. SCORE 76
Brofish SCORE 75
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
I am hopeful SCORE 55
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
The "History" Channel’s programming today SCORE 69
Disappointment SCORE 50
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Hey gurl SCORE 20
Minik The Wonder Cat SCORE 80
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
I am the lion now SCORE 80
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
Coachella SCORE 55
