Thank you Mom SCORE 153
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
How to troll Halloweenies. SCORE 143
Surprise me. SCORE 97
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
There was a spider… SCORE 118
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Bad children’s books. SCORE 85
I am home. SCORE 3
The Interwebz SCORE 1
Accurate. SCORE 113
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Accuracy SCORE 130
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
