Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
We have to go back! SCORE 185
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Why I vote. SCORE 150
Magic… SCORE 151
Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
Seems legit. SCORE -36
One Direction SCORE -14
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
An incredible story. SCORE 194
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
Whenever I have a problem SCORE 170
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
