How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
No one must learn that my fur is delicious. SCORE 148
Goldfish. SCORE 131
Every time. SCORE 148
Impossible Youtube duet: Miles Davis improvising on LCD Soundsystem. SCORE 133
Kittens watching tennis. SCORE 42
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
Bond Girls then And now. SCORE 174
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
You complete me. SCORE 104
Dr. Sith SCORE 184
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
Whenever I go back to the gym for the first time. SCORE 114
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
Trollololo. SCORE 169
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
Probable. SCORE 363
Like a sir. SCORE 289
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 128
So that’s how it happened. SCORE 239
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
Everyone is a genius SCORE 230
Mom logic. SCORE 190
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 182
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
The haunted toaster. SCORE 40
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 325
The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
The Cone of Shame SCORE 14