get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 72
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
HOT and READY SCORE 44
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
scary everything SCORE 33
Plants SCORE 43
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 57
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 26
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
Jerry needs friends SCORE 36
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
they might be worth money someday SCORE 39
smol SCORE 40
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 18
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 30
you are the chosen one SCORE 50
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
cats poop rainbows SCORE 24
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 35
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 49
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 28
gonna be a rough landing SCORE 23
Good boi SCORE 37
