Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 101
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 75
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109
Measures of success SCORE 81
Be Lucy SCORE 77
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
My Man! SCORE 107
Fun with perspective SCORE 102
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 97
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 49
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
A Flamingo SCORE 145
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
I need an extra megabite SCORE 90
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 58
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 134
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
