
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89

Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 101

To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130

Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79

…one thing led to another SCORE 115

Shiba is not pleased SCORE 75

I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109

Measures of success SCORE 81

Be Lucy SCORE 77

Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59

Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93

Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116

When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59

And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109

Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111

My Man! SCORE 107

Fun with perspective SCORE 102

The only Donald for me SCORE 71

How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 97

How to end street harassment forever SCORE 49

Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33

A Flamingo SCORE 145

I’m not ready yet SCORE 14

I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248

When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78

I need an extra megabite SCORE 90

Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98

Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95

200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 58

If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 134

Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76

See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107