Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29
Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
Reading problems. SCORE 31
Risky kisses… SCORE 29
No smoking for you… SCORE 28
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 31
I can smell it better from here… SCORE 23
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 31
…and I helped, too. SCORE 24
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35
Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 35
Sheep go baa SCORE 31
Moms whom prowl SCORE 27
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25
Hold my beer… SCORE 23
Murdered by the Word of God. SCORE 40
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33
turning off the basement light SCORE 33
Safety first. SCORE 26
taxes SCORE 30
The cosmos guide us SCORE 26
Fear the clown… SCORE 39
