what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
embrace the mistake SCORE 31
smart shopping SCORE 37
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 24
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
this dad was on another level SCORE 38
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 27
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 35
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
hot take! SCORE 59
pretty much SCORE 28
as you should feel SCORE 41
$30 uber SCORE 30
neow SCORE 31
it’s a test SCORE 21
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 24
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
he might be right SCORE 29
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 47
record amount of stabs SCORE 30
life insurance payout SCORE 41
where did the bananas go! SCORE 34
you’re in grape danger SCORE 30
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 27
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
at least he listened SCORE 24
nap time! SCORE 38
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
