My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 80
Pet rejection is the worst kind of rejection. SCORE 68
Life in 2017… SCORE 72
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71
Buh Bye now! SCORE 48
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
Boop SCORE 51
Classic. SCORE 39
I rest my case. SCORE 57
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 42
My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
Hydrophobic Sand SCORE 89
Took me a second… SCORE 67
That ass is getting beat! SCORE 60
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
How to properly make a toast SCORE 102
Gotta love the Colonel! SCORE 93
Alligator SCORE 80
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Let him fight! SCORE 78
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 83
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
You Just Can’t Marry The First Person You Meet SCORE 54
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 63
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for six years… SCORE 45
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
