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His+baby+wears+a+head-shaping+helmet+so+he%26%238217%3Bs+got+the+whole+family+wearing+helmets+now.
Bless+his+whittle+fingies.
Bless his whittle fingies. SCORE 42
Worth+the+vanity+fee.
Worth the vanity fee. SCORE 28
Old+mules%2C+old+habits.
Old mules, old habits. SCORE 26
No+more+subsidized+golf+trips%2C+please%21
No more subsidized golf trips, please! SCORE 43
Tree+pose+is+for+the+fish%26%238230%3B
Tree pose is for the fish… SCORE 42
It%26%238217%3Bs+very+likely%26%238230%3B+yes.
It’s very likely… yes. SCORE 37
Birds+aren%26%238217%3Bt+real%2C+btw.
Birds aren’t real, btw. SCORE 29
Missed+a+spot%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+Momma+bear%2C+probably.
Missed a spot… – Momma bear, probably. SCORE 34
That+was+weird%26%238230%3B
That was weird… SCORE 31
Nature%26%238217%3Bs+decorations.
Nature’s decorations. SCORE 40
My+father+will+hear+about+this.
My father will hear about this. SCORE 24
Might+just+worked+it+self+out%2C+eh%3F
Might just worked it self out, eh? SCORE 34
i+i+i+i+i+i+i+i
i i i i i i i i SCORE 2
A+vacuum+is+a+vacuum+is+a+vacuum%26%238230%3B
A vacuum is a vacuum is a vacuum… SCORE 24
%2Ainhales+sharply%2A
*inhales sharply* SCORE 43
OK+now+do+USD%26%238230%3B
OK now do USD… SCORE 33
Death+and+finances
Death and finances SCORE 39
Barb+can+wreck+with+the+best+of+them%26%238230%3B
Barb can wreck with the best of them… SCORE 45
Sleeping+beauty
Sleeping beauty SCORE 19
Pop+them+pills%26%238230%3B
Pop them pills… SCORE 31
Got+dammit%2C+Bobby.
Got dammit, Bobby. SCORE 28
Dad%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+unemployed%26%238230%3B
Dad, you’re unemployed… SCORE 27
Protect+yourself%3A+spread+the+plague
Protect yourself: spread the plague SCORE 19
Good+one%2C+Mikey.
Good one, Mikey. SCORE 41
Yooodalooo%21
Yooodalooo! SCORE 28
Deep+breaths%26%238230%3B
Deep breaths… SCORE 35
Gato%2C+a+History.
Gato, a History. SCORE 31
The+holy+bubble+wrap.
The holy bubble wrap. SCORE 22
Llama+llama+gato+gato
Llama llama gato gato SCORE 28
Grans+whom+%F0%9F%A5%A7
Grans whom 🥧 SCORE 34
Just+win+100k+on+a+game+show%2C+problem+solved
Just win 100k on a game show, problem solved SCORE 34
News+Against+Humanity.
News Against Humanity. SCORE 41
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i+survived+the+titanic
i survived the titanic SCORE 14
the+frog+has+spoken
the frog has spoken SCORE 25
shake+your+brain+like+an+etch-n-sketch
shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch SCORE 33
the+best+way+to+let+someone+know+you+really+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+to+talk+to+them
the best way to let someone know you really don’t want to talk to them SCORE 20
it+turned+out+i+was+the+monster+the+whole+time
it turned out i was the monster the whole time SCORE 29
i+go+quackers+for+bread
i go quackers for bread SCORE 19
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