Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
You can do this. SCORE 47
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
It actually is this SCORE 35
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
