Chair vs. Gun. SCORE 282
Monsters are real… SCORE 195
How I feel as the new year approaches. SCORE 109
How to quit your job. SCORE 114
Overly attached cat. SCORE 160
The holidays in a nutshell. SCORE 256
How to be a jerk. SCORE 88
People McNuggets. SCORE 200
Seems legit. SCORE 247
Yay! Internet! SCORE 139
In 20 years… SCORE 113
Dang girl! SCORE 100
Our Christmas romance. SCORE 121
In an alternate universe. SCORE 73
I told Siri to call me the Doctor… SCORE 21
How to foil a plan. SCORE 378
The most astounding fact. SCORE 63
Shoot for the moon. SCORE 151
I couldn’t sleep last night… SCORE 166
When life gives you lemons… SCORE 142
Things I can remember… SCORE 89
ELE-THONG SCORE -5
I’m not anti-social… SCORE 144
Surprise human! SCORE 111
I can relate. SCORE 166
A starry night. SCORE 197
Math. Not even once. SCORE 113
I love you zebra. SCORE 180
Seven brilliant quotes. SCORE 218
Whenever I try to ask a girl out… SCORE 231
Me too. SCORE 60
Me too. SCORE 183
