The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 206
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 460
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The power of barking SCORE 18
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 481
Same thing… SCORE 21
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 136
The Twortle SCORE 141
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
2pactopus SCORE 113
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Accurate. SCORE 146
