There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
Moms may bite. SCORE 40
I feel awkward watching this… SCORE 25
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
When ferrets fall to sleep. SCORE 30
What about second recess? SCORE 27
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
The same but different… SCORE 34
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
Fox loaves. SCORE 35
The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 56
Cute couple SCORE 33
Riding in to battle togther as besties… SCORE 30
Till death. SCORE 38
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 36
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
This vet’s exam room door is made with the pupper in mind. SCORE 30
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
Say meatball SCORE 36
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
Good night, Mr. Biden. SCORE 7
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 47
McDonald’s menu from the mid-90s SCORE 26
Bees are f***** awesome SCORE 34
Got ‘eeem SCORE 26
