The ultimate insult SCORE 39
*easily amused* SCORE 46
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
Father son goals. SCORE 36
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Winter is coming… SCORE 39
This thicc banana SCORE 18
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
City’s full. SCORE 20
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
Barista good. SCORE 60
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
Summon the marmot… SCORE 28
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37