How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Do it. SCORE 961
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Wait a minute… SCORE 656
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Drink up. SCORE 461
People I insult. SCORE 1135
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
White people problems. SCORE 237
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Working beard door. SCORE 411
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Like a… SCORE 601
Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1017