What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Because Reasons SCORE 224
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Word! SCORE 20
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Truth. SCORE 183
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I yawned! SCORE 10
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Self checkout. SCORE 244
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
BROFIST SCORE -2