And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
Batcake SCORE 99
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
I’m not ready yet SCORE 15
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Pets who put up with you SCORE 52
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
Llama has moves SCORE 112
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
I love my job SCORE 89
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 66
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
Quotes to bring perspective SCORE 40
Measures of success SCORE 81
It has begun SCORE 86
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Dieting is so hard SCORE 43
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 106
