Poor moon… SCORE 13
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Or die trying… SCORE 170
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Whipped. SCORE 9
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 188
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
Columbian Man SCORE 172
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
