Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Accurate. SCORE 257
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Finally. SCORE 344
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
