Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Mother of Dragons Breakfast SCORE 64
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 38
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
RIP to my face… SCORE 84
OG lookback meme SCORE 72
I think this coffee machine is flirting with me SCORE 42
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Paragraph. SCORE 51
Are you even real? SCORE 113
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 58
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
