the original American badass SCORE 88
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
worth every sin SCORE 32
everything is south america now SCORE 47
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
the shape of soup SCORE 45
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
oh sweet release SCORE 50
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
rude diet SCORE 36
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
i feel seen SCORE 31
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
place your bets! SCORE 48
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
come to daddy! SCORE 30
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
cozy SCORE 36
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
fan theories SCORE 33
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
which do you choose? SCORE 23
