Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
NONSENSE SCORE 67
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
Problem solved. SCORE 111
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
Old Habits SCORE 81
Smooth AF SCORE 101
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
#stopit SCORE 98
A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 128
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
No one listens to me SCORE 157
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
