I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
she meant it, too SCORE 43
too late SCORE 38
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
watermelon armor dog SCORE 22
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 51
there were no survivors SCORE 37
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
anchors away! SCORE 22
he made his choice SCORE 42
i am this dog SCORE 19
it’s true SCORE 56
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
5 days a week SCORE 45
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
pebble and roll SCORE 65
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
i hope so! SCORE 21
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 37
im buying a shirt SCORE 40
Lana approves SCORE 75
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10
teens with attitude SCORE 27
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
