When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
I yawned! SCORE 10
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Word! SCORE 20
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
BROFIST SCORE -2
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Truth. SCORE 183
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I love you more than… SCORE 122
How is this possible? SCORE 277
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
