make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
good parenting 101 SCORE 44
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
officer judy hops with zpd SCORE 32
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
matilda powers check SCORE 14
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
the moment you realize you’ve made a terrible mistake SCORE 32
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 36
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
cheese lovers SCORE 31
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
ham likes his new bed SCORE 34
facts about ducks SCORE 0
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
how to parent a princess SCORE 66
an important lesson to learn SCORE 58
horses! SCORE 24
extreme gardening SCORE 35
cute winking cat SCORE 19
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
