
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17

we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40

me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14

good parenting 101 SCORE 44

checking on the banana bread SCORE 18

ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22

officer judy hops with zpd SCORE 32

don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15

are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14

when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16

matilda powers check SCORE 14

kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87

terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33

the moment you realize you’ve made a terrible mistake SCORE 32

Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19

depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26

happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31

children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27

please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 36

only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34

cheese lovers SCORE 31

buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26

ham likes his new bed SCORE 34

facts about ducks SCORE 0

wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35

how to parent a princess SCORE 66

an important lesson to learn SCORE 58

horses! SCORE 24

extreme gardening SCORE 35

cute winking cat SCORE 19

he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46

and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29