i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
i can never find the words SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
cats always come first SCORE 28
there were no survivors SCORE 37
oh wow SCORE 49
i wonder why SCORE 40
must pet the pet SCORE 37
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
bad ass SCORE 38
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
i also laughed SCORE 56
irony man SCORE 45
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
he did it because he could SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
so true SCORE 37
clever girl SCORE 40
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
