
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79

i can never find the words SCORE 45

this is a really spicy take SCORE 46

cats always come first SCORE 28

there were no survivors SCORE 37

oh wow SCORE 49

i wonder why SCORE 40

must pet the pet SCORE 37

don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28

throw the damn ball SCORE 26

it’s called fashun SCORE 22

bad ass SCORE 38

live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48

unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56

never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43

it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50

hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39

my brain does this everytime SCORE 36

i also laughed SCORE 56

irony man SCORE 45

they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 37

important psa SCORE 44

there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34

I did not choose these seats SCORE 39

dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45

i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30

he did it because he could SCORE 37

reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37

so true SCORE 37

clever girl SCORE 40

heavy metal tree SCORE 45

protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50