Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Aawooof! SCORE 35
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
A rare edit. SCORE 24
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19