I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
My Man! SCORE 107
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
Measures of success SCORE 81
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
Be Lucy SCORE 77
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102