Y’all both need to delete your Twitter accounts. SCORE 27
You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 23
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
This kind of friend is nice to have. SCORE 26
10,000 year-old giraffe engravings in the Sahara Desert SCORE 30
potato salad over coleslaw IMO. SCORE 27
Frankenstein was the doctor… SCORE 35
Thanks Haley, loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire. SCORE 33
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
$DOGE is always float. SCORE 25
Real Planets have Curves SCORE 28
RIP in Corona SCORE 29
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 32
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 21
Generally. SCORE 22
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
Mask up Georgie. SCORE 13
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
Being a parent is tough stuff… SCORE 26
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
So, so many of them… SCORE 17
SCIENCE IS WOKE! SCORE 29
Functional fashion for the every day person. SCORE 30
HR dept. would like a word… SCORE 21
Sounds a little fishy… SCORE 29
4D chess is hard to keep track of…. SCORE 22
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
