there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
i am this dog SCORE 20
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
cats always come first SCORE 27
there were no survivors SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
too late SCORE 38
pebble and roll SCORE 65
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
5 days a week SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
oh wow SCORE 48
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
important psa SCORE 44
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
