Slow Robot
Do+You+Want+To+Scratch+My+Belly%3F
Default+to+death%2C+generally.
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Perseverance+on+the+move%2C+circa+Mars.
Perseverance on the move, circa Mars. SCORE 21
The+right+person+for+the+job%2C+in+my+opinion%26%238230%3B+%2Fs
The right person for the job, in my opinion… /s SCORE 9
Technically+you+give+a+little+fuc%26%238230%3B
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 23
More+breadsticks+please.
More breadsticks please. SCORE 13
George+Washington%26%238217%3Bs+military+trunk+bed+used+during+the+Revolutionary+War%2C+circa+1775
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 21
I%26%238217%3Bll+scratch+your+back+if+you+scratch+mine
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 23
Maybe+go+for+a+run%26%238230%3B
Maybe go for a run… SCORE 17
Issa+side+quest.
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Use+Banana+leaves+as+natural+packaging+to+reduce+plastic+use%2C+please.
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 26
Let+the+gatos+drink.
Let the gatos drink. SCORE 23
When+fish+meets+doge.
When fish meets doge. SCORE 22
The+Office+cameos
The Office cameos SCORE 12
Bless+each+other+PRN.
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 27
You+get+that+bank+though%2C+Gwyneth.
You get that bank though, Gwyneth. SCORE 24
RIP+yahoo+answers
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 27
Do+I+even+care%26%238230%3B%3F
Do I even care…? SCORE 25
Sloooowwwww+gato.
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Gonna+be+a+few+yet%2C+bub.
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Dolly+Parton+just+help+cure+AIDS%2C+basically.
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 30
2022+me+has+a+familiar+vibe+about+it.
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+a+charge%26%238230%3B
Yeah I’m going to need a charge… SCORE 22
My+body+is+ready+for+the+netherworld.+Come+at+me.
My body is ready for the netherworld. Come at me. SCORE 20
Tell+that+to+krunk+me+%40+2AM%26%238230%3B
Tell that to krunk me @ 2AM… SCORE 28
Gotta+same+%26%238217%3Bem+all.
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
There%26%238217%3Bs+probably+a+judge+out+there+who+would+hear+it%26%238230%3B
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Do+not+pass+go%2C+do+not+collect+200+dollars%26%238230%3B
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
May+it+colour+your+life.
May it colour your life. SCORE 21
hello+little+friend
hello little friend SCORE 20
Gunner+the+good+doge.
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 39
Free+vaccine+in+the+parking+lot+this+morning%21
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
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She’s discovered refraction SCORE 94
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The Simpsons: How times have changed. SCORE 76
Sleep+is+for+the+weak
Sleep is for the weak SCORE 88
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Cards Against Humanity issued a Pride pack, complete with warning. SCORE 57
This+should+be+my+auto-text+reply
This should be my auto-text reply SCORE 80
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