*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Proceed SCORE 30
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Sports! SCORE 42
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
And cheese SCORE 26
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
What murder? SCORE 45
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40