Got it? Good. SCORE 68
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Minimum effort SCORE 71
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 81
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Under Water SCORE 98
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
It’s time SCORE 97
My friend really likes dogs. SCORE 70
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Weird SCORE 46
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
How long does an Owl live? SCORE 72
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
I Still Haven’t Forgiven This Show SCORE 72
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Giant crab spider on this trash can SCORE 71
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
1 like = 1 nug SCORE 74
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89