Like a boss. SCORE 288
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Perks of being an English major SCORE 178
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Logic. SCORE 188
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Getting older. SCORE 142
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
