I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 116
Reporting for zips SCORE 131
identical twins cribs SCORE 108
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
new girlfriend? SCORE 78
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 95
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 114
…. I gotta go SCORE 81
Cats do make sense. SCORE 120
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John. SCORE 55
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
Mondays… SCORE 103
Something we can all get behind SCORE 113
GIMME SCORE 116
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
What are they saying about you? SCORE 128
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 135
My older brother SCORE 62
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 136
Oh dear SCORE 109
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 151
Me in the Gym SCORE 88
Cash me outside. SCORE 56
Seems Off…. SCORE 151
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 210
