
omg SCORE 19

your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39

and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 26

english burn SCORE 27

excuse me SCORE 19

an impossible task SCORE 20

it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22

this is why i drink SCORE 29

frozen pizza hack SCORE 19

this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34

i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28

call the fire department SCORE 4

prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 28

clever SCORE 29

maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 20

that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54

the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16

bordering on 3 SCORE 27

back to bed! SCORE 19

i have layers SCORE 31

when coffee is literally life SCORE 18

who’s in? SCORE 34

the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18

it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25

i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23

they get huge SCORE 22

definitely a dog SCORE 44

is this a meet cute? SCORE 38

i’d be terrified SCORE 39

i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38

beautiful piece of art SCORE 44

i’m canceling SCORE 9