one is never an option SCORE 11
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 34
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
whatever it takes SCORE 16
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
the astley paradox SCORE 19
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
til death do us part SCORE 23
all natural SCORE 22
have it their way SCORE 16
enter my what now? SCORE 28
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
dreams are fun SCORE 28
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
therapy burn SCORE 29
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
not a high success rate SCORE 25
