Smartest dog ever? SCORE 298
Old but gold. SCORE 17
Married women. SCORE 14
I do like to curl up on the couch with both… SCORE 255
Well, that is sound advice. SCORE 187
Magic! SCORE 19
A redshirt and a stormtropper get into a firefight… SCORE 241
Thanks, Jesus! SCORE 18
The goat that shall not be named. SCORE 280
Thanksgiving. SCORE 13
The other half of the story. SCORE 190
Should have bought her a dynamite stick SCORE 239
Birth Control. SCORE 15
Kids. SCORE 13
My boyfriend introduced me to sriracha… SCORE 6
If you make it upstairs, they can’t kill you. SCORE 221
Extreme hot tubbing. SCORE 9
Without the shadows it would be perfect. SCORE 15
Nom nom nom… SCORE 115
Australia. Where even the hail can kill you SCORE 15
The original scumbag girlfriend SCORE 12
Prepare yourself… SCORE 13
Always check your child’s homework SCORE 240
For a good time, call… SCORE 223
Which one are you? SCORE 9
Step away from the hammer… SCORE 185
I now pronounce you husband and wife… SCORE 14
Teach them young. SCORE 11
500 yards SCORE 209
Parents are so bossy! SCORE 13
Accurate. SCORE 170
oh Forrest SCORE 18
