omg SCORE 20
back to bed! SCORE 19
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
i’m canceling SCORE 9
definitely a dog SCORE 45
they get huge SCORE 22
call the fire department SCORE 4
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
an impossible task SCORE 20
i always spill SCORE 16
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
excuse me SCORE 19
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
hi friend! SCORE 31
clever SCORE 29
who’s in? SCORE 34
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
this is why i drink SCORE 29
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
i have layers SCORE 32
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
english burn SCORE 27
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
