Guys listen… SCORE 170
Accurate. SCORE 257
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Finally. SCORE 344
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
